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Apologies
We can only apologise for the website being inactive for so long at
a time when lots of action has taken place.
The server that we use to host the site did a security upgrade and
changed passwords. Unfortunately the passwords for ftp transfer and
frontpage (the one we use) did not synchronise meaning that we could
not access the site to update it.
To fix this we have had to delete everything from the server and re
upload everything from our frontpage files. As you can imagine this
can be quite complicated. The man on the helpline did everything and
I had to press one button. However pressing this one button has now
restored our site to its former glory.
Those of you with very little social life can now look forwards to
more of the same repetitive rubbish as before. (I'm looking at you
Mr. Rainbow )
If Newcastle beat that other team on Sunday we might even put some
highlights up. Something for Mr McAloon
and Mr Rooney to look forward to. If they
don't then the server could mysteriously disappear again.
You can expect some of the following.
You'll be able to ask Paddy
about his new porch.
Lovettwatch hits
highest ever.
This member has now lost more money
than he took out.
The latest Unit Value is
Mr G Lovett sold out at 44.9p
Mr D Smith sold at 47.0p
Mr. G Naughton sold at (Not
so sunny now then) 51.8
Mr P Dodds sold at 51.8p
Mr M Naughton sold at 61p
If you want to
beat the financial markets then this is the place to start. Founded at the
height of the dot com frenzy the ConsettNo1 shareclub has consistently
outperformed the markets ever since. Going on in depth research, an
intimate understanding of the workings of the markets and a vast intake of
alcohol, we have managed to fall further and faster than even the most
bearish markets.
When Consett
No1 talks, the markets listen. After buying Marconi when it couldn't
possibly go any lower we decided to fill our boots again when it then
halved in value again. Not so much catching a falling knife, more the
whole guillotine.
In depth
research has included such gems as buying stock that nobody knew the name
of but vaguely remembering that they made syringes and referring to them
throughout that months meeting as, "the needle people," and somehow still
getting the club to vote for them.
The club
thrives on democracy and what we like to refer to as," the blame
culture." If a share you pick falls then it is your fault and
nothing to do with the other people who voted for it. if a share you have
proposed rises then you are a smart a*se and nobody likes a smart a*se.
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