If you want to
beat the financial markets then this is the place to start. Founded at the
height of the dot com frenzy the ConsettNo1 shareclub has consistently
outperformed the markets ever since. Going on in depth research, an
intimate understanding of the workings of the markets and a vast intake of
alcohol, we have managed to fall further and faster than even the most
bearish markets.
When Consett
No1 talks, the markets listen. After buying Marconi when it couldn't
possibly go any lower we decided to fill our boots again when it then
halved in value again. Not so much catching a falling knife, more the
whole guillotine.
In depth
research has included such gems as buying stock that nobody knew the name
of but vaguely remembering that they made syringes and referring to them
throughout that months meeting as, "the needle people," and somehow still
getting the club to vote for them.
The club
thrives on democracy and what we like to refer to as," the blame
culture." If a share you pick falls then it is your fault and
nothing to do with the other people who voted for it. if a share you have
proposed rises then you are a smart a*se and nobody likes a smart a*se.